disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
send me a fruit
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE...
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
the-lonely-scottish-guy: squidnship: the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place. There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead. we’d arrange sacrifices of humans starting with you
mnms94: The Van Burens have forever changed how i will say “bye” to anyone.
I want to be in a relationship but then again I...
I want… to have someone be there for me when i need them. someone i can call mine and no one else’s someone to love and accept me. to have someone to do cute things with. the cute nicknames and neck kisses. I don’t want… someone to have so much affect on my mood I don’t want to get hurt being disappointed in the end. someone to depend on saying goodbyes the fact that it might...
kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
If you're blue and you don't know where to go why...
stellavee: alexandraerin: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OMG.
When asked if I even care
wincesthaikus: little boy lolita cut-offs, popsicle, summer skin bare secret love in july
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
Oh my god I’m going to fucking scream. There’s a goddamn fly either in my window or between the window and the blinds an it won’t stop buzzing and I can’t find it.
tommilsom: theroachsalad: saraunderthesea: ...
Got to see some of my moms weirdo friends, two of my old English teachers from high school out together and the first guy I ever…did stuff with. All in the course of 2-3 hours. My mom wonders why I don’t like to go outside anymore.
dt-rex: jaredhower: my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional Why is this so fucking accurate
trvsh: hey baby are you into broke unstable losers
Be ladylike and scream!: bemusedlybespectacled: if... →
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to…