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Annie and I are ridiculous.

So we go to a Catholic college and it was like commencement and we saw this priest. And he was fiiiiiiine. Dayum fine. Anyway, so me, Annie, and Veronica get some po-boys and Annie has a thing for mayonnaise and I have a…

ALAS, ‘TWAS A CREAMY CHOCOLATE FROSTY… PFFFFFF YEAH WE’RE GOING TO HELL.

I’M KINDA UPSET NOW

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

BECAUSE CHOCOLATE JUST LOOKS LIKE POOPIE

Can I just say you’re both completely insane but I love you?

Aug 28, 201110 notes

#hond #hellfire #stupid #this is my life these are my choices #i could probably be at a party but instead i am doing this #actually no i wouldn't be at a party because i'm lame like that #i should be reading things for class. instead? MAYO COMA #MAYO COMA

DAMMIT HOW DID YOU RECOGNIZE ME

You always use that same Sora nickname kinda how like I always used Riku but now use Zexy lol

Aug 23, 2011

I AM STALKING YOU.

OMG someone i actually recognize huzzah!

Aug 23, 2011

Niiiiiiiiiiiihaaaoooooooo.

BLARGH WAATCHING ZOMBIES!!!!!

Aug 23, 2011

Herro! I was sent to harrass you lovingly! -gropes- How's life treatin' ya?

-_- Imma kill dem girls and I’m just grand.

Aug 23, 20111 note

SCHWILLIAM'S SO BRAVE SURFING THE INTERNEEEET. A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE DASHBOARD OF TUMBLR. IN THE INTERNET'S BOWELS, WHAT LIES IN STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE?

Well depends on what the dark recesses of your mind toss at me lol.

Aug 23, 20112 notes

THIS IS THE TALE. OF SCHWILLIAM'S ASK BOX. Lolz. Hi. You have a tumblr now. Which means Sada and I can pull tomfoolery like this. On you. All. The time. Muahahahahahahahaha. We luhyoo~

“hides in a deep dark corner all by my lonesome”

Aug 23, 2011

You know you love me.

Shockingly yes sexually

Aug 23, 20111 note

Hey. Hey William. Hey William hey. Hey so now I think I'll draw NC17 crap. For you. To see. On your dash. And eventually explain all the genderbent characters. HEY! Maybe I'll draw my genderbent characters screwing their nongenderbent counterparts. WON'T THAT BE CONFUSING HAHAHA MMM I AM SO DEVIOUS

You ish crazy beyond words amica.

Aug 23, 2011

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Food.

Aug 23, 2011